Come as you are, as you were,
As I want you to be
As a friend, as a friend, as an old enemy
Take your time, hurry up
The choice is yours, don't be late
Take a rest as a friend as an old memoria
Come dowsed in mud, soaked in bleach
As I want you to be
As a trend, as a friend, as an old memoria
And I swear that I don't have a gun
No I don't have a gun
Come As You Are-Nirvana
-thoughts in a nutshell-
:.Second.:
Drown yourself in tears,
In darkness where no one stares,
Kill yourself in fears,
In shadows where no one cares.
Learnt your lifeless smile,
Give your heart and breath a rest,
Keep within darkness for a while,
after all you're just second best
-
[Song of Songs 1:4 friends] I was bored.
I had gone through everyone's blog since... well since an hour ago (Damn it everyone update! :P hehe like I can talk) then I thought of how to rid myself of boredom...
Then an epiphany hit me.
To update my own blog :P hehe...
Yes, so everyone can snuggle up in their comfortable seats- or do what I'm doing an swelt away in the uncomfortable heat, frying an egg on their stomach whilst reading the newest (and yet not particularly interesting) episode to the Alex/Ling series.
And shall I begin with this opening... you don't know true horror until...
... You see a cockroach scuttling towards you within your bedroom the almost the size of your palm, then realise that baby roaches are around as well and you can't do anything about till tomorrow... then having a dream that a huge roach was crawling in your mouth...
...You see your elderly neighbour wearing speedos outside the house, talking to another guy in tight trunks... in broad daylight- pot belly and all.
Yes indeed, horror-filled sight that was... I shall never look at my neighbour in the same light once more- in fact may I never look at my neighbour in that again!
... You watching the hairdresser snip off your hair like a two year, as you watch in horror.
Okay, let me take a minute of your time to explain the incompentence this hairdresser had- I had asked for a simple layered cut, easy right?
That's what she had thought too, all she had done as snip off the ends dead straight then attacked the front of my hair with those vicious scissors... the front was an absolute different length to my back, it was chopped above my shoulders and either sides were not even the same length. It was a bobcut at the front with a totally different length at the back.
It was as if a two year old decided to have fun and attempt to cut straight.
The last time I had gone there the haircut was okay (note: not the same hairdresser), but not that great- I don't know why I had even bothered... oh wait, it was cheap- yes the pathetic stupid asian side of me decided my hair wasn't worth more than $30... I honestly don't know why I had bothered, I could have had my little four year old cousin cut my hair for free...
Hairdresser: "So do you want me to cut the fringe as well?"
Me: "no!"- there is no way I want you to touch me with your evil scissors
So I had gone straight home and put a paperbag over my head- never to see the light of day again... well I was tempted to, in anycase I had recut it as best as I could to make it look slightly presentable to the outside world.
On with the Darwin awards- if you do not know what they are, then you obviously have been living underneath the soil of the rock of my own habitat.
Darwin awards, plain and simple are 'awards' given to people who have had incrediably stupid deaths- though they don't necessarily have to be deaths, and so I thought I should share this award with you which has a well taught moral.
So after a date the couple had decided to drive back to a famous couple point, high above a cliff. Now neither were expecting such a wondrous time to turn so terrible whilst, well, having intercourse the pair never heard the thunderstorm above them too wrapped up within each other to care.
So as lighting struck, it had hit the high point upon this rocky cliff, which just so happened to be the poor man's buttocks- which then traveled downwards within his system to ground, melding the couple in the lower regions as the electricity attempted to ground.
Whilst the man was in inscrutable pain, he had survived- unfortunately his partner had not... and so the male unable to move due to his joint skin with his deceased girlfriend was left there overnight.
Early in the morning a bear had entered the high cliff, obviously looking for food- now not wanting to be the next meal, the male had rest there still hoping the bear would leave. The bear however had other plans, the boyfriend had watched in absolute horror as the bear chowed down his girlfriends face before him, smelt and chewed a bit of his head then left.
Still leaving the male alive- he was later found by a bunch of boys scouts, eaten slightly and still attached to his dead and eaten girlfriend.
What a way to die, though I have to say I feel sorry for the poor guy more than I do the girl, imagine going through that kind of trauma- luckily it would be his last time, seeing that his erm...reproductive organ was charred to a stump.
The moral of the story? Don't try this at home kids... :P (Oh and make sure you know the weather forecast)
Come as you are, as you were,
As I want you to be
As a friend, as a friend, as an old enemy
Take your time, hurry up
The choice is yours, don't be late
Take a rest as a friend as an old memoria
Come dowsed in mud, soaked in bleach
As I want you to be
As a trend, as a friend, as an old memoria
And I swear that I don't have a gun
No I don't have a gun
Come As You Are-Nirvana
-thoughts in a nutshell-
:.Second.:
Drown yourself in tears,
In darkness where no one stares,
Kill yourself in fears,
In shadows where no one cares.
Learnt your lifeless smile,
Give your heart and breath a rest,
Keep within darkness for a while,
after all you're just second best
-
[Song of Songs 1:4 friends] I was bored.I had gone through everyone's blog since... well since an hour ago (Damn it everyone update! :P hehe like I can talk) then I thought of how to rid myself of boredom...
Then an epiphany hit me.
To update my own blog :P hehe...
Yes, so everyone can snuggle up in their comfortable seats- or do what I'm doing an swelt away in the uncomfortable heat, frying an egg on their stomach whilst reading the newest (and yet not particularly interesting) episode to the Alex/Ling series.
And shall I begin with this opening... you don't know true horror until...
... You see a cockroach scuttling towards you within your bedroom the almost the size of your palm, then realise that baby roaches are around as well and you can't do anything about till tomorrow... then having a dream that a huge roach was crawling in your mouth...
...You see your elderly neighbour wearing speedos outside the house, talking to another guy in tight trunks... in broad daylight- pot belly and all.
Yes indeed, horror-filled sight that was... I shall never look at my neighbour in the same light once more- in fact may I never look at my neighbour in that again!
... You watching the hairdresser snip off your hair like a two year, as you watch in horror.
Okay, let me take a minute of your time to explain the incompentence this hairdresser had- I had asked for a simple layered cut, easy right?
That's what she had thought too, all she had done as snip off the ends dead straight then attacked the front of my hair with those vicious scissors... the front was an absolute different length to my back, it was chopped above my shoulders and either sides were not even the same length. It was a bobcut at the front with a totally different length at the back.
It was as if a two year old decided to have fun and attempt to cut straight.
The last time I had gone there the haircut was okay (note: not the same hairdresser), but not that great- I don't know why I had even bothered... oh wait, it was cheap- yes the pathetic stupid asian side of me decided my hair wasn't worth more than $30... I honestly don't know why I had bothered, I could have had my little four year old cousin cut my hair for free...
Hairdresser: "So do you want me to cut the fringe as well?"
Me: "no!"- there is no way I want you to touch me with your evil scissors
So I had gone straight home and put a paperbag over my head- never to see the light of day again... well I was tempted to, in anycase I had recut it as best as I could to make it look slightly presentable to the outside world.
On with the Darwin awards- if you do not know what they are, then you obviously have been living underneath the soil of the rock of my own habitat.
Darwin awards, plain and simple are 'awards' given to people who have had incrediably stupid deaths- though they don't necessarily have to be deaths, and so I thought I should share this award with you which has a well taught moral.
So after a date the couple had decided to drive back to a famous couple point, high above a cliff. Now neither were expecting such a wondrous time to turn so terrible whilst, well, having intercourse the pair never heard the thunderstorm above them too wrapped up within each other to care.
So as lighting struck, it had hit the high point upon this rocky cliff, which just so happened to be the poor man's buttocks- which then traveled downwards within his system to ground, melding the couple in the lower regions as the electricity attempted to ground.
Whilst the man was in inscrutable pain, he had survived- unfortunately his partner had not... and so the male unable to move due to his joint skin with his deceased girlfriend was left there overnight.
Early in the morning a bear had entered the high cliff, obviously looking for food- now not wanting to be the next meal, the male had rest there still hoping the bear would leave. The bear however had other plans, the boyfriend had watched in absolute horror as the bear chowed down his girlfriends face before him, smelt and chewed a bit of his head then left.
Still leaving the male alive- he was later found by a bunch of boys scouts, eaten slightly and still attached to his dead and eaten girlfriend.
What a way to die, though I have to say I feel sorry for the poor guy more than I do the girl, imagine going through that kind of trauma- luckily it would be his last time, seeing that his erm...reproductive organ was charred to a stump.
The moral of the story? Don't try this at home kids... :P (Oh and make sure you know the weather forecast)
moonlit ponders ended at
12:57 AM
5 Comments:
ewwwww, Ling! did you have to tell us that?!
anyway, I'm glad you FINALLY updated... It's been, what? a month? *narrows eyes*
Nice dream, by the way... I'm sure you were feeling very safe during it.
We saw someone in speedos when we were driving to your house one summer. Probably last summer. Maybe it was Joyce's house. Either way, it was near there and thank goodness we only passed them and didn't have to stop. *shudders*
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vonbon, at 3:42 PM
haha... a very "interesting" set of tales... we still have to see your haircut... though by the time I do you will have had time to do something with it.
By
Son, at 10:21 AM
Incidentally, as pretty as your blog is... it's not very user friendly!
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Son, at 10:21 AM
Yv, it should best be treasured on the scarcity of my blogs- I barely have time... well the truth is I couldn't be bothered with effort :P
And sure I had to tell you, there was a moral behind the story!
haha, Son fortunately my hair would have grown by the time you have a chance to see it- thank goodness! It's still never coming out of a hair tie, unless I'm washing it... so no one will ever see the ugliness of my horrid haircut :P
My blog is user friendly- only if you happen to have mozilla firefox! It's my way of promoting it, it's a better server than internet explorer- that's for sure... you can customise the web pages, has tabs so you don't need to open everything with another window and has bookmarks...and it's for FREE :D it's a wonderful webserver- far better than internet explorer!
And with that brilliant recommendation- you must go download and use :P Just google it ^_^
Well I'm guessing your 'not very user friendly' is due to the writing font of the webpage, because you're using internet explorer. If that's not it, what's not user friendly about it?
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ling, at 9:21 PM
AHA! see! told u about the difficulty to read. tho, today its seems to have changed. much easier to read. lolz and omg.....thats just sick! maybe its part of evolution. maybe thats how platypuses came about, a freak accident where fused was a duck, squirrel and the back hair of president bush's neanderthal ancestors. mayb it was just time for god to experiment. screw darwin's theory, evolution just got spicy. lolz
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